Shoe Fight

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  • What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

    "I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, chucklehead! The joke plays on the words "sock" and "sought". One shoe wants to punch (sock) the other in the eye, but it sounds like "sought," as in "sought after". I bet you wear shoes with Velcro.

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