When jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.