What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's implying that pedos would turn on child safety locks to, uh, keep kids from escaping their cars. Do I need to spell it out more for you, you mouth-breather?