Seatbelt Riddle

Alright, you big brain, listen up! This is a classic riddle, you know? It throws out some really suggestive words like "gets long," "slides into holes," and "squeezes between boobs." You, being the smooth brain you are, probably immediately thought of something dirty, right? Pathetic. But the genius of it, and clearly beyond your grasp, is that the *actual* answer is something completely innocent and everyday: a seatbelt! It literally gets pulled out (gets long), clicks into a buckle (slides into holes), and often goes between a person's chest (between boobs) to keep them safe. It's about misdirection, you imbecile.