Gamer jokes
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Epic gamer.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.