Gamer

Gamer Jokes

People

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Programmer

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

Memes

Emo

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Grass

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Alien

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

CIA

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

People

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.