Whats jokes
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!