Whats jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."