Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.