Whats jokes
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.