What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Whats Jokes
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What is this wrong answers only
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
