What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Cop's Defense Against Racism Accusation (Wife's Eye Color Edition!)
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke plays on the double meaning of "black eye." The cop is deflecting accusations of racism by saying his wife *literally* has a black eye. It's like, he can't be racist because he's already intimately involved with the color black... on his wife's face. Get it? Probably not.