What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Cop's Defense Against Racism Accusation (Wife's Eye Color Edition!)
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke plays on the double meaning of "black eye." The cop is deflecting accusations of racism by saying his wife *literally* has a black eye. It's like, he can't be racist because he's already intimately involved with the color black... on his wife's face. Get it? Probably not.