Whats jokes
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Memes
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!