Whats jokes
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.