Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Memes
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.