Whats jokes
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"