Whats jokes
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.