What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Whats Jokes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
