Whats jokes
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
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What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.