Whats jokes
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Memes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar