Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
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What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.