Whats jokes
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"