Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Memes
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.