What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Whats Jokes
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What is this wrong answers only
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Whatâs Stephen Hawkingâs favorite food?
His shoulder.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. đđđ
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Whatâs the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
Theyâre both saying âOh my god my momâs gonna kill me!â
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
