Whats jokes
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.