What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Neighbor's Cat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay, see? "Pussy" can mean a cat, but it's also a slang term for... well, you know. So the joke is taking a sad situation (a dead cat) and turning it into something kinda dirty. Bet you didn't even notice that, you dumb dumb!