What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, Jesus is hanging on the cross, right? Instead of being all sad about it, he's like, "Oh, this sucks, what a way to ruin my Easter vacation!" Get it? He's making a joke out of his own crucifixion! I bet you just sit around all day and scratch your bear butt!?