A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This 'doctor' is a real piece of work. The patient thinks he's got 10 of something valuable left, like time, but the doc is just messing with him. He's already swiped one! You know, like when your mom says you have ten minutes to clean your room, but she starts counting down from nine? Except this is about dying, so it's way more messed up. Bet you didn't even catch that, huh?
Wade
Weasel said that in Deadpool!