Baby Blender

  • What is red, pink, and goes round and round?

    A baby in a blender.

    What is green, brown, and goes round and round?

    The same baby 3 weeks later.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, dummy. So the joke is that a baby gets put in a blender, right? Which is already super messed up. Then, get this, the joke implies the baby is still in the blender three weeks later, but now it's all gross and decomposed. I can't believe I even have to explain this to you, are you even listening?

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  • THATS HARSH AND DISGUSTING

    Ruminative Goshawk

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