Doctor

NeoNazz93

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Cry

Anonymous

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Doctor

Anonymous

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

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Anti-jokes

Anonymous

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

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Apology

Ded Joker

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.

Screw

Anonymous

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

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Point

Mr. Dark Joke

“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”

“Dave who?”

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Egg

Anonymous

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

Better

Phil Taylor

Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment… When do we want it… Want what?

Victim

Anonymous

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

4

Disease

Ads for meds be like: Chloroform its Chloroform helps with itchy eyes :side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM) AIDS (HIV/AIDS) Alphaviruses. Alzheimer’s Disease. Alzheimer’s Diseases (Spanish) Arboviral Encephalitis. Arthritis. Babesiois.Cancer Unintentional injuries Chronic lower respiratory disease. … Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases. … Alzheimer’s disease. … Diabetes. … Influenza and pneumonia.

Ball

Stephanie

I love you

Doctor

Anonymous

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says “It’s bad news, you’ve got cancer and Alzheimers”. The old guy replies “At least I’ve not got cancer”.

Cop

Madam Anon

I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what’s my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Grandpa

Anonymous

Grandpa: “Sonny, let me tell you something. There’s only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers.” Boy: “What’s that?” Grandpa: “What’s what?”

Dad

Anonymous

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home

Finger

Poop Poop

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

Alzheimers

Anonymous

Why did you say not to