A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
I forgot the joke
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment… When do we want it… Want what?
What was I saying again?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says “It’s bad news, you’ve got cancer and Alzheimers”. The old guy replies “At least I’ve not got cancer”.
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“John.”
“John who?”
John broke down into tears as his Mother’s Alzheimer’s had gotten progressively worse.
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Steve!”
“Steve who?”
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
lol I keep stealing my dad’s medication money and the best part is he never remembers.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what’s my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The old man said, “no”
Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
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