Alzheimers Jokes

Diarrhea

The broken joker
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What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

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Doctor

NeoNazz93
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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."

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Apology

Ded Joker
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Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.

Cry

Anonymous
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Knock Knock! Who's their? It's Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Doctor

Anonymous
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Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

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Anti-jokes

Anonymous
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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

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Hide

Anonymous
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What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

Better

Phil Taylor
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Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?

Screw

Anonymous
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

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Point

Mr. Dark Joke
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“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”

“Dave who?”

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Hide

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What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!!

Orphan

Anonymous
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you

Cop

Madam Anon
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I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Bad

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I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....

Forgetfulness

YourNeighbor
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I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Victim

Anonymous
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Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

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Dark Humor

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What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?

You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

Doctor

Anonymous
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So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".

Grandpa

Anonymous
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Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"