Alzheimers Jokes

NeoNazz93

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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The broken joker

What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Anonymous

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Ded Joker

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.

Anonymous
in Doctor

Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says “The test results are back, and I’m sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.”. The old man says “Phew! At least it’s not cancer!”

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Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

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Anonymous

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

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Anonymous

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

Phil Taylor

Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment… When do we want it… Want what?

Mr. Dark Joke

“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”

“Dave who?”

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Anonymous

I forgot the joke

Anonymous

you

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!!

in Dark Humor

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?

You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

Anonymous

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says “It’s bad news, you’ve got cancer and Alzheimers”. The old guy replies “At least I’ve not got cancer”.

Anonymous

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

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Anonymous

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…

Wait, where are we again?

Anonymous

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

Anonymous

Grandpa: “Sonny, let me tell you something. There’s only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers.” Boy: “What’s that?” Grandpa: “What’s what?”

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