40+ Alzheimers Jokes

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

I forgot the joke.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"