Alzheimers jokes
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
I forgot the joke.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Why did you say not to?
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
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When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!