Alzheimers jokes
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
I forgot the joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did you say not to?
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
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Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"