My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
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What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
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Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
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Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because their shellfish
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle- except cancer
