My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle- except cancer
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because their shellfish
