Whats jokes
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.