Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
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Hey guys! I'm back and NOT DEAD! I just forgot the login, to my old account (CallMeLyxi) But I'm still the same person, I promise
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.