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Loading the Dishwasher

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "loading the dishwasher" is a euphemism for "cumming inside a woman." It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross, which is right up your alley, isn't it?

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    I would run to you nd jump up on u to give u a hug then run away b4 u could call me short

    im gunna get called shot either way

    hes amazing youd def be freinds w/ him

    Yk if i meet all my onlines friends im running b4 i hug u

    Cause ur like about 7 inc taller than me..

    but we going to sumplace like a fair or smthin

    I want to go on a ride w/ u like the zipper

    Its like a raoller coaster but ur inside cages that spin around a fucking lot nd u got upside down nd shit like that over nd over

    The left side is scary to me so we gotta do right so I'm more calm

    Nd the fair isnt expience at all but its fun

    Viro kinda js hurt my heart tbh

    She said aaden nd fletcher where like the same

    but fletcher didint care aaden did

    Aaden makes me happy fletcher didnt

    Fletcher tried pressureing me into sexual shit nd he pressured me into sending nudes

    nd aaden dosent try that shit

    Ok, care if i give him the link to here?

    he got trauma from virgo nd shit cause they mean

    I js amde food for mine..

    Give me a pickup line to tell aaden

    Im tryna convince aaden to meet chu cause he dk ur an angel

    U have never told me to stfu b4

    if u meet aaden dont be mean ik ur not mean at all but don't be mean

    also ive seen the way youve talked to aub

    Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    U GOTTA CRUSHHHHHSHSHSSHHHSHHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSH

    u gotta curshhhshshshhsshs

    I LOVE BEING A WHORE BUT ONYL HIS WHORE

    Give me a pickup line for aaden

    ND GIVE ME A DIRT PCIKUP LINE TO GIV HIM

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    i want u to meet him to but yk

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    the ice cream was like soft

    i still have like all fo it

    idk i had 12 emontions in less than 5 mins I got hella mood swings atm so

    cause im drinking ice cream

    Like i ate lunch witch is rare for me

    Nc cause its fully melted

    i wont for a week starting tmrw

    cause im a lil attention whore

    He keeps saying im eating way to much..

    I eat like maybe once every two or tree days nd its not much

    ik but he js makes me feel bad

    i heard u fucked ur hair up?

    can u talk on doc during school or no?

    im on when i can be so check it foten

    also if my grades aint up soon ima get my Chromebook on lockdown mode till they up

    ND I HAVE 6 MISSING ASIGNMENTS INSTED OF 9

    I was so tressed out from grades I also started crying

    Please stop getting into trouble E

    i had a thought where i went into my room with this one person and pinned em to the wall dn started to make out with them and then I like picked em up to put em on my lap nd sat on my bed with em on me and still making out w/ them

    and i keep thinking the same thing all today..

    not only was it not aaden

    Its a girl who thinks shes a guy..

    but like ive been thinking this shti all day.

    i thought ntohing w/ aaden today

    I js wanna make out w/ her nd do some things to her..

    Do i just stop talking to her so my relationship w/ aaden doesn't get toxic?

    Cause i fucking love aaden

    but shes so hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    I think i have a crush when I'm dating sum1

    and her flute skills also

    shes an angel on the flute

    eugh i love her hairrrrrrrr

    Ethan kock some sense into me

    god ima re-careve A+C into my skin

    i took a like sharp pin and carved shit into my skin

    making it so i broek the skin

    I dont wanna love anyone else..

    so ima js distance from her

    dont tell anyone bout this

    Yk i love you (as a freind) right?

    im sorry i ever chose a middle school relationship over u

    I promise i will never do it again

    We should js get married so we don gotta leavee relationships for eacchother

    ill text u on doc around like 6 am for u prolly idk

    like 7 for me is my advis so

    Anonymous

    Afk ^^

    Why are you two having a full on conversation in my comments section?

    Oceanic Oryx

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