Baseball Team

Baseball Team Jokes

Orphan

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

China

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

    He would never make it home base.

    Orphanage

    I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

    Because I hate dealing with parents.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

    Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

    Glove

    What has 4 legs and two gloves?

    All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

    Orphan

    In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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  • Base

    The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

    China

    Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

    They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.