Baseball Team jokes
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
China should be a baseball team.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Awesome, amazing game!
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."