Baseball Team

Baseball Team Jokes

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.