Whats jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
What's black and doesn't work?
A filthy porch monkey at the zoo.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What?
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
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