Whats jokes
What do you get when you add one whole and one whole?
Two holes, dummy!
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?