What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.