Whats jokes
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Memes
What I mean when I say in about to crash out
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.