Whats jokes
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.