Whats jokes
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.