Whats jokes
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yes so smart
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"