Whats jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.