Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Ohio
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
