Whats jokes
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."