Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Memes
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.