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Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What do you get when you cross a car with a woman?
A transmission that never shifts.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.