What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What’s the best part about twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
