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The Missing Head

A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"

The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."

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The joke plays on the double meaning of 'head'. The friends were asking if he received oral sex, but the man interpreted it literally, implying the woman's head was missing. It's a dark and morbid joke because it suggests a violent act has been committed.

Comments (9)

That's completely terrible, this should not be approved for this site!

*evil side takes the mic*

WHOOOOO!!!!! THAT WAS SO KEWL!!!!!

it means the woman was decaptated and he couldnt find the head to get blow job

I can't believe those two ya whoooooos didn't get it. Now that's funny!!!!