Polish people jokes
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There鈥檚 also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn鈥檛 told me that though. I'll research that.
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Use them for toilet paper. 馃Щ 馃Щ 馃Щ 馃Щ 馃槅 馃槃
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.