Emo's Least Favorite Show

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained melon. You probably don't know what an emo is, but you listen to pop music so you're a total normie. You probably don't even know who Dr. Phil is but he is a person who "helps" people. Emos are those sad teens who wear all black, and they don't like feeling happy. So a show about getting better, like Dr. Phil, is a total bummer to an emo.