What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!!!
What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
what do you call it when you get married in panera bread
panera wed
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
