Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?