What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Whats Jokes
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
