Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."