Whats

Whats jokes

Dwarf

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

Emo

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

Drone

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Memes

    Restroom

    If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

    European.

    What are you on your way to the bathroom?

    Russian.

    Hospital

    What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

    No seriously, what is it?

    Will

    What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

    Orphan

    Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

    Anilingus

    What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

    If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

    Fight

    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    911

    Me: Want to play 911?

    My little brother: What's that?

    Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

    "Pikachu, I choose you!"

    Rose

    ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

    Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

    Get your mind out of the gutter.