Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
jim please
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.