A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Daniel
What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
what did the police say to the ice cream frezee
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
How do you organize a space party? - You planet
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.