I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Insensitive Funeral Remarks
Explanation
The humor comes from the person's incredibly insensitive and blunt responses. The first response is shocking given the context and then they double down in an even more awful and unexpected way.
Comments (24)
Jacob
Nice one
ksajhaskj
that's horrible
Nqomi
OMG!!! How could you say something like that???!!! I mean it was also very clever.
Death&Decay
hehe
Blockae
That is afwal but really funny
TheGrammarNationalGaurd
@Blockae *awful
Gay_AF
Me an my friends laughed so hard...
lol
morbid but funny .
:)
im sorry but this was funny lol
BrΕ«dA%
Nah multiple bullets were going through there heads.
Grammar Nazi
Wrong they're* at the end.
TheGrammarNationalGaurd
@Grammar Nazi it is actually their.
TheEducatedGrammarNazi
@TheGrammarNationalGuard Its legit they're as in They are
Their would be the possessive form of the 3 homophones of the commonly mispercepted their, they're and there. Please study english before you use that name please.
IEatChildren
Classic dark humor
so do i.... ;)
haha lol i loved this one XD
Ale
Hehehe :)ππnice
OpticD
Yoo im cryin
KW
the last bit was really funny
Wilklord 666
I'm so going to hell for laughing at this XD
TTVmrcool_PS4
XD so Funny im dying
Savvvy Dan
We both got the same name ππ
Ghjakala
9/11 in heaven
D3athraptor
Na bro fucking RPGs through there heads
Mike
Must have been written by a true Republican; they think dead kids are hilarious!