Child's Confused Medicine Request

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you silly human. You are probably as confused as a baby in a library. This joke is about a kid who has the runs and thinks he needs a Viagra. He obviously doesn't know what Viagra is for. The kid is confusing a gift for his dad with his own condition. You probably don't even know what the word 'condition' means, so just try to laugh, okay?