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Baby vs Onion

    • what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

    I cry when I chop up an onion.

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Okay, you're probably someone who confuses socks and gloves, so listen up. This joke compares babies and onions. The punchline is that chopping onions makes you cry, and it implies that you wouldn't cry while chopping up a baby. It's dark because no one should be chopping babies, you absolute walnut.

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    • Comments (12)

    • Please remove this joke it's not funny at all

    Roxas it's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

    I know this is just a joke, but this is still too dark

    More like not dark enough

    If you can't handle dark jokes then u shouldn't be here

    Lmfao

    This stuff is comedy gold I

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    Ooooooh yeah daddy

    I just read Newman’s response nose to aromas I swear I died laughing..

    Lethargic Uakari

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