Golf Ball jokes
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Community talk
Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe
Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more
so my dog ate a tennis ball. and then a golf ball. so does that make him 2% ball now???