Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
