Media jokes
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
and (DYM 116)
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Game of Thrones season 8.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
PORNHUB
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.