Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan
