Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
if ykyk
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.