Whats jokes
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Memes
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"