Whats jokes
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"