Whats jokes
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Memes
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...