What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What did the north tower say to the south tower? Your too young to smoke
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
What do you call a blind racist? A not see
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
