
Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What game is for kids? Uno.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
An old man goes to church.
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.
The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.
As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
