Whats jokes
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.