Whats jokes
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.