911

911 Jokes

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

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You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

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911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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