Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
