911 jokes
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.