911 jokes

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Me: Want to play 911?

My little brother: What's that?

Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

911, what's your emergency?

Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

Well, it's not a living room anymore.

Me: Hangs up.