911 Jokes

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know. This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party

What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"

911 jokes usually go over my head

Then it hits me

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot

it worked

What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11

Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.