911 jokes
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.