911 Jokes

Anonymous

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Anonymous
in Air

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

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Anonymous

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

Anonymous

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

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Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Anonymous
in Die

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

Paul

What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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Osame bin laden

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

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Anonymous
in Blonde

Why can’t they blonde call 911

Can she can’t find the 11

ImaJoke

“I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia”

in Crash

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911…both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

9/11 jokes are my favorite

Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

Terroist 101

9/11… 911… COINCEDENCE I THINK NOT

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Anonymous

What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? “we can’t go over it.” “can’t go under it.” “we have to go through it!”

Anonymous

wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party

Anonymous

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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JUSTSTOP
in Man

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Anonymous

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

in Crash

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the colour of 911?

Plane.

What is the fasted way to see 911?

Plane.

zoie

why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.