I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
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Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
