911 jokes
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”