What's happening jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.