Current events

Current Events Jokes

Event

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

Bomb

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Office

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Twin Towers

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Friend

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Problem

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Peace

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Gender

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

School

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.