Current events jokes
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? Itβs called the Hunger Games.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
Memes
joe mama roast
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
I donβt see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
BLM.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Ukraine.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
There hasnβt been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.