iPad jokes

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Why can't an orphan have an iPad?

They can't find the home button.

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Q: What was the orphan's first phone?

A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.