iPad

iPad Jokes

Self Harm

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Seizure

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

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    Decapitation

    Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

    Sibling

    Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

    Sister

    My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

    Sister

    My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

    Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

    Picture

    So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

    That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

    Anencephaly

    I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

    You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!