What's happening jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Memes
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.