What's happening jokes
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)