What's happening jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
Memes
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.