What's happening jokes
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
can someone please tell what happened?
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry