What's happening jokes
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What happened to watersharky?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick