Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said βAU, get out!β
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
If your name is Jack... I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything
p=person (not original ''pun'')
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!
Why did the ACLU blocked π« π± the cellphone number of βΊ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone π± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know ππ
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What do you call a flat emo ......
A chopping blockπ€
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
