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Block jokes

Asshole

    • You don't need brains to be a Boss.

    When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

    The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

    The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

    Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

    Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

    Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

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    • Name

    • If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

    Block memes

    Laptop

    • Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

    Cows go moo.

    Mama

    • Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

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    • Intelligence

    • I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

    Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.