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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said βAU, get out!β
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
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You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
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Why did the ACLU blocked π« π± the cellphone number of βΊ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone π± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know ππ
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What do you call a flat emo ......
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doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
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What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
