Block jokes
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
so true sadly and i hate those griffers
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
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Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!