My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
- i called it cold hard cash
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
What do you call a flat emo ......
A chopping block🖤
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
