What's happening jokes
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?