What's happening jokes
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
THE HOOD
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.