What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun! "Leaves" sounds like "leave," as in when someone abandons you. And "hanging" sounds like hanging from a tree branch, but also like when someone is left waiting. Get it? You probably don't because you are kinda slow.
Anonymous
Tree and depressed kid friends for life