Pedophile Coffee Stain Pun

Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.

Pedophile
Coffee
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Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so you're not smart enough to get this, which makes sense because this joke is pretty dumb anyway. The joke is a play on words. When you spill coffee, it leaves a stain. The punchline says 'EP-stain,' which sounds exactly like 'Epstein.' Jeffrey Epstein was a really famous pedophile, and the joke is linking him to the stain from the coffee spill. Get it now, champ?