What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).