What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
