What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.