Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels