"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
A Deer With No Eyes
Explanation
This is a classic pun. It plays on the similar sound of "no idea" and "no-eye-deer" when spoken aloud. The humor comes from the unexpected twist of turning a description into a silly name.
Comments (6)
Anonymous
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no-eye-deer!
W.H.
I have no-eye-deer aether!
Anonymous
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fuckin eye deer. What do you call a blind deer? A bad eye deer.
Logres
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and on fire? Still no flaming idea
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Anonymous
That joke was stupid.