What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.