What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
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What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
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What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
