What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.