What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a disabled man with a gun?
"Special forces."
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.