What Do You Call a...

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Nuke

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

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  • Emo kid

    What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

    Fight

    What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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  • Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.