What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
