Vegetable Soup

Vegetable Soup Jokes

Load

What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.

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  • Pool

    What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?

    Vegetable soup.

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  • Soup

    What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

    To put the wheelchair in the pot.

    Class

    What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?

    Vegetable soup.