Identification jokes

Johnathon

I am looking for Mike Roch.

I’m a paki nonse.

I'm emo, by the way.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

My friend David lost his ID.

Now he is just Dav.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Bros got barcode arms.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

Parton (DYM 80).

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.